Game 1: Chiefs Blow Out Texans 30-0
Brian Hoyer throws 4 INTs and the Chiefs win a game they were supposed to win. As expected.
Game 2: Steelers Edge Bengals 18-16
The Bengals blow a lead, their players are thugs and make a stupid mental decision to cost their team another playoff game. As expected.
Game 3: Vikings Shit Themselves Against Seahawks
It's cold. It's Minnesota. The Vikings generally don't do well in the playoffs God is a Seahawks fan. As expected.
Game 4: Packers Shit On Redskins
Safeties! Too many men on the field! Missed XPs! Eddie Lacy is still fat, and the Packers rolls. As expected.
